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Airship Pirate T-shirt
Show your Steampunk stripes, in vintage black, or sepia brown.
- Stripes!
- Sepia Brown OR Vintage Black
- Extra Long
- Very Soft fabric
- Airship and Jolly Rodger Graphic!
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Unisex
$25
Vintge Black
Sepia Brown
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Dogtags!!
Join our ragtag ranks, and help us identify your body later. H.M.S. Ophelia dog tags will show the world your true worth.
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PIRATE'S ALIBI
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PRO. ARM CANDY
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HENCHMAN
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HIRED GUN
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WHIPPING BOY
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ANACROPOLOGIST
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AIRSHIP PIRATE
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ANACROPOLOGIST
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PIRATEER
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ACQUISTIONS CREW
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EXPENDABLE CREW
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CANNON FODDER
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ACQUISTIONS CREW
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TEAMONKEY
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GALLEY SLAVE
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PROPELLERIST
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PLUCKY SIDEKICK
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BOARDING PARTY
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LASS WITH WRENCH
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GOGGLE WIPER
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Dogtags
$10
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Airship Shirt!
Our beloved HMS Ophelia sailing across your chest. |
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Airship-Combat Kilt
Shown here in Oxidation Orange
featuring:
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Steampunk Rotary Pocket Clasps
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Sturdy Fabric is completely death-ray resistant
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Vintage Brass Buttons
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2 Kettle Front Pockets, 2 rear pockets
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Massive Ventalation for Overheating Privates.
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$150
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Vintage Military Hat
A must for the fashionable airship officer, in olive grey. |
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Airship Crew Patches!
You need to get in uniform, soldier! Now, since we ARE Pirates, you've got a certain amount of freedom when it comes to what you wear. Just iron on your Uniform Patch on whatever (shirt, vest, backpack, sheath) and you are all set. People will know to shoot at you.
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Spaceflight Pin !
These are absolutely authentic US Air Force Abney Park Spaceflight Operations Badges, plundered from an "abandoned" splashdown capsule we found near the San Juans. Classy, subtle, and mysterious, this finely-tooled little item is ideal for affixation to neckties, shirt collars, pockets, backpacks, and night vision goggles. Previously only available to cosmonauts, NASA officials, and the criminally insane, the mere act of sliding the badge's dual pins through your haberdashery, and battening down the brass backings, will qualify you, inarguably, for any space missions that happen to be at hand. We only have six of these, so order soon!
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH THAT??
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The Captains Swallowtail Safari Vest
The Airshipcrew Uniform Jacket and the Swallowtail Safari Vest are both hand made when you order. They take a little longer to receive, but the craftsmanship and uniqueness is undeniable.
This also carries the benefit of allowing you to request a custom size by sending us your exact measurements.
- Swallowtail Tuxedo Tail
- Vest
- High Collared Lapels
- Epilettes
- 4 Kettle Front Pockets
- Two Inner Wallet Pockets
- Luxurious Satin Lining
- Rugged, Adventurous Look
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(backorder: we'll bring these back when the seamstresses catch up on there sewing!)
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Airshipcrew Uniform Jacket
The Airshipcrew Uniform Jacket and the Swallowtail Safari Vest are both hand made when you order. They take a little longer to receive, but the craftsmanship and uniqueness is undeniable.
This also carries the benefit of allowing you to request a custom size by sending us your exact measurements.
- Epilettes
- 3 Shirt front Button Pockets
- 3 Shirt front Brass Zipper Pockets
- Two Shirt Sleeve Pockets
- Double breasted
- High Collars
- Extra long sleeves and cuffs
- Brass Buttons Throughout
- Light Weight and Unlined (for hot climate adventure)
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(backorder: we'll bring these back when the seamstresses catch up on there sewing!)
Airshipcrew
Uniform Jacket
$110
Primer Brown
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